“WARNING. This site contains adult content. By continuing you are confirming you are comfortable with the content of this site.” *confirms* *it is actually a web page of taxes and bills. I see things about the stock market that I don’t understand. This is a truly adult site and I was not prepared*
How to break out of a zip-tie- potentially life-saving information
You guys, please share it. You never know when someone is going to need this information.
PLEASE reblog this— zipties are one of the most common ways of binding a person upon kidnapping because they are cheap and hard to break.
Knowing things like this puts you one step closer to freedom if, heaven forbid, you fall into a situation where you need to use this information.
As a note, this obviously only works if they zip tie your hands in front of you. Which, she says in the video, but still.
things i do at 11:30pm: sign up for an online college algebra course
because the social epidemiology course i’m about to start isn’t enough
That’s how i see a banana
Blaine groans as he feels blindly for the off button. Six in the morning is the most evil time on earth, and the inventor of alarm clocks should be shot. He mumbles something to that effect as he drags his feet out from under the sheets and into the novelty slippers he bought after a week of having to get up at six in the morning. He thought they might cheer him up, but now all he sees are two disgustingly happy yellow faces beaming up at him, mocking him as he shuffles across the room to grab his robe from the hook.
“Wha’ you up for?” is mumbled from somewhere underneath the pile of sheets and pillows that hides Kurt. He looks so warm and comfortable, and Blaine envies him so hard for not having to get up for another two whole hours.
“Coffee. Shower. Work. Another day in corporate America.”
Diet ideas: Eat whatever you want, and if anyone tries to lecture you about your weight, eat them too.
chrome shut down and lost all my tabs and didn’t save them in the recently closed thing and i can’t remember what i had open this is a nightmare
i’m so out of the fic writing grooooooooove and i have a reversebang fic i need to get started on so help me get my mojo back and i’ll love you forever
i dont understand how some fries can be longer than the average potato
sometimes i have like really deep thoughts like the internet is fucking incredible man i can go on google and see like 10,000 dicks in an hour and like imagine back before the internet even, you couldn’t see that many dicks in a life time. I’ve seen more dicks this week than any Babylonian prostitute did in her entire life. Amazing.
sometimes i just want to shake and scream at people who use “on route” and that’s how i know i’m a terrible person at heart
this time next week i’ll be home or nearly home
we as a culture really intensely need to get over this idea that having positive feelings about yourself is a negative character trait